the Resistance has landed

“Hello,” said the knockout mouse. “Welcome to our maze to amaze. We are on a hunt for extraordinary humans to join us. We know you enjoy a good challenge. Would you like to dig deeper?”

The Boy could sense the message hidden within. He was afraid, but inherently curious, and curiosity knocked out the fear.

“The Truth awaits you.” Knockout mouse continued, “Here is a backhoe. It will lead you on the road to finding us. We look forward to meeting you when you make it all the way through.”

The Soothsayer bids you beware the ides of March…

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the map Is not the territory

did you do your history homework tonight? how about all of your french verb conjugations, @Rever? where is your accent circonflexe? present, future, imperfect. je rêve, rêverai, rêvais. cette message est pour vous. n’oubliez pas le Refus Absurde. faire un rêve, @Rever! Ceci n’est pas une pipe!

and what have you learned about the philosophy of science? Of a certain man’s death in 1626, which came from pneumonia after he sought to discover how long a chicken would remain preserved if it was stuffed with snow?

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